Accountants in Poole
What do accountants do for fun? Add up the telephone book!
Plain speaking accountants talking your language

Mark Robinson
Director

Phil Polden
Director

Michael Brett
Founder

Brian Pittwood
Founder
Welcome to Brett Pittwood
Chartered Certified Accountants
Let’s kick off with a few Accountant jokes...
A woman visited her doctor who told her she only had 6 months to live...
“Oh no!” said the woman. “What shall I do?”
“Marry an accountant,” suggested the doctor.
“Why?” asked the woman. “Will that make me live longer?”
“No,” replied the doctor. “But it will SEEM longer.”
What’s an extroverted accountant? One who looks at your shoes while he’s talking to you instead of his own.
What is the definition of “accountant”? Someone who solves a problem you didn’t know you had in a way you don’t understand.
... at Brett Pittwood we like to prove to our clients that the stereotypes don’t exist here!
In our recruitment we actively seek to engage staff who have the right technical skills, suitable experience, and above all the ability to communicate. New clients often tell us that nobody has ever taken the time or trouble to explain their accounts to them before, or that it is refreshing to talk to somebody who is genuinely interested in listening to what they have to say about their business.
We are always available to bring to the table some fresh thinking or to act as a sounding board for clients’ own ideas and we consider ourselves to be part of each client’s management team. Whether it is a one-man operation or a multi-million pound turnover company with many staff and several locations, we are able to “look in” from the outside to help focus, perhaps where the full time management, close to the “coal face” as they inevitably are, cannot readily see.
We know that it can be a lonely job running a business – after all we run one ourselves.
Services
Individuals & Businesses
Business start-up, Compliance Services, Estate Planning, Accounts, Support Services & Taxation.
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Individuals & Businesses
Online Calculators, Downloadable forms, Market data, Tax Calendar, Tax rates & allowances and more.
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